STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND

Do you want to know how to surviv in a deserted island?
  1. For water you need a plastic bag an a straw. Since you can't drink sea water you need other sources. Hang the plastic bag on a branch of a tree.The water dropplets will drip into the bag and you can drink it.
  2. Most deserted islands have coconut trees throw rocks at coconuts and the coconut will fall down. You can eat the coconut!!